Yeah, I know it sounds like the name of a foul sexual position, but in reality it's the new hang out on campus... NOT! For some God forsaken reason I was dragged there on Friday night not expecting much, but what I actually found was so much less than expected.
For starters, they had to rename the bar the Sloppy Donkey (who knows why they chose that) because Ohio State said that they infringed on some trademark rights naming it Senor Buckeyes. Well we walk into this complete joke of a bar and the only ppl we know are a few close friends and then random people that lived in our dorms freshman year. I couldn't even explain the decor or lack there of... it seriously looked like they went to Lowe's and bought the paint that someone had returned because it just wasn't the color they were looking for, I mean the foul reject shit. Then they hired a gang of kindergarteners to paint the place. Ok.. so it doesn't look good, but to make matters worse the owner is stubbling around, drunk off his ass, behind the bar. In the meanwhile he is pouring whiskey down the throats of these obvious two-bit hookers. Way to be ladies... always classy. A bartender would try to get his attention and he would look at them with a face full of confusion. I then over hear a bartender say that she has never bartended before and that this idiot just hired her. I know this was true because I'm sure my alcoholic grandpa could do a better job than this broad. Enough with the bashing of the staff.. now on to the patrons. Within 10 min of being there a man starts hitting on me (creepy) then proceeds to tell me his girlfriend is the one right next to him. Like, what?? Who is this douchebag? If anyone knows him... please throw a pie in his face. Afree can help you out there. Next another oddball of a man out of nowhere calls Igg ugly. He was a ginger. Like he had any room to talk. After getting the dunce of a bartender to serve me a beer, we decided as a whole to leave. Even though The O is rather fratastic and you see EVERYONE you know every weekend, it is much more enjoyable than this aids of a place.
They should have just kept Larry's. Never been there, but I'm guessing it was more appealing to sorts than the Donkey.
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larry's was a great bar for anyone - mainly hipsters and indie folk - but it was seriously the best bar on campus. the jukebox was the best, as well: bob dylan, rolling stones, velvet underground, interpol, built to spill, sonic youth ... its a shame that the young ones won't be able to experience it
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